Jesus Is Watching
A burglar was creeping noiselessly through a darkened home, filling his bag with various valuables. As he reached his hand out to grab a box of jewellery, he heard a voice say, 'Jesus is watching you.'
Shaken, the burglar stopped.... Then, convinced that it must have just been his imagination, he continued in his quest for the homeowner's wealth. As he was busily unhooking the stereo set, he again heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'
This time he nearly jumped out of his skin, he was so freaked out. He turned the light switch on, looked around the room, and noticed a birdcage in the corner. Upon closer inspection, he discovered a parrot in the cage.
'Are you the one that spoke to me just now?' asked the burglar.
'Yes, I am' said the parrot.
'Why did you say 'Jesus is watching you?' asked the man.
'Because it seemed that you needed warning' replied the parrot.
By this time, the man was over his fright and was more than a little irritated at this smart-mouthed parrot that had tried to scare the living daylights out of him.
'What's your name?' asked the burglar.
'Moses' the parrot said.
'Ha!' the man guffawed. 'What kind of people would name their parrot Moses?'
The parrot exclaimed, 'The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus!'
Source: Christian Humour